David Samuel Allen Author of A Free Will Manifold
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Opposite Opening Lines to Famous Novels

by David Samuel Allen

This piece is published in full at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.

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A list published by McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, taking the most famous opening lines in literature and turning each one exactly on its head.

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